1. |
Skeletor
04:11
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He man, it's me again Skeletor
I have conquered the metal once again He-Man
And that netflix series sucked ass too
Skeletal pimp he once killed a chimp
Murdered a monkey cause he's a meth junkie
Snorted cocaine off a hookers tits
On He-Man he fucking spits
He-Man, He-Man? I know what you've been doing He-man
You've been trying to sell funko pops off me
You're trying to shill out you sellout
If you dont like Skeletor
Then he'll make your ass sore
Dick ass skeleton dressed in blue
Watch out bitch he'll cut you
He-man suck my bone
I'll make you squeal and moan nyeargh
I'll kick he-man in the spleen
But first, my lean
He smashed a mirror
He rolls around
Skeletor steals the eternian crown
Snake mountain is his crib
He has some big ass ribs
He takes off with your purse
He's master of the universe
I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor
Suck my bone
He-man, I am Skeletor
I'll make you squeal and moan
Skeletor Skeletor I call upon your name
Master of the heavy metal game
Revenge on Hordak
He conjures another plan
This time I will destroy He-Man
Beast man, Clawful and Stinkor too
They will all help me to destroy you
Evil-lyn, Trap Jaw, Mer-man gather around
Go now put He-Man into the ground
He-man suck my bone
I'll make you squeal and moan
He's never, never never ever nice
Here comes Skeletor with another device
Land shark into a brick wall
Tonight castle greyskull will fall
Skeletor mosh!
Defeating Man At Arms
Kicking She-Ra's butt
Punching He-man into the gut
I'm Skeletor and I'm always scheming
Orko dies alone whilst screaming
I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor
Suck my bone
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2. |
Bone Zone
03:20
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When The Witching Hour Draws Near
And The Bones Are Rattling In Their Tombs
You Might Fall Into The
Into The Zone
Welcome To This Stupid Place
Say Goodbye To Your Fleshy Face
Enter A Domain Of Bones
The Spookiest Of All Zones
All I'm asking for is a glass of milk
This Place Sucks
Get Me Out
Get Me Out Of The
Bone Zone
Welcome To The Skeleton Domain
The Place And Home Of All Pleasure And Pain
And I'm not checking the bathroom!
Into The
*Guitar Solo*
Welcome To The Bone Zone
With Skeletons I'm Left Alone
I Was Just Looking For A Meal Tonight
But Now They Want My Flesh To Bite
This Place Sucks Major Boner
Bad Puns.
*skeleton Mosh*
Cackling With No Skin
The Ritual Shalt Begin
Skeletons Drinking Beer
They're Coming For My Rear
They Won't Ask Me Twice
If I Like Playing Beer Dice
Stuck Down In The Zone
Somebody Please Give Me My Fucking Phone
Turns Out The "Bone Zone" Really Just Is A Skeleton Bar
Skeleton: Welcome back human, to the bone zone! You thought you could escape last time, but this time we identified the piss in the bathroom
And it turns out it belongs to you!
Shit, No wait that makes a lot of sense, sorry
This Place Sucks
Get Me Out
Get Me Out Of The Bone Zone
Get Me Out Get Me Out
Get Me Out Of This Place
Pleasure And Pain
Welcome To The Skeleton Domain
Bone Zone
You Know What Skeletons? You Suck. I Found My Phone I'm going to call an uber this time
And you know what?
Fuck Off Skeletons Bye.
Ah look at that I found my coat this time.
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3. |
Robert Cop
03:12
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Furniture of law enforcment
He is a Robert
He is a cop
He is a Robert cop
He is a Robert
And he's cop
He is the Robert cop
Oh yeah
Once was known as Alex Murphy
sworn to protect Detroit with mercy
They shot his flesh and made him into a toy
The evil bootleggers he must now destroy
Futuristic robert
Terminator (autobotic)
Exciting movie look
Toy
"I'll be back"
Once was known as Alex Murphy
sworn to protect Detroit with mercy
They shot his flesh and made him into a toy
The evil bootleggers he must now destroy
He is the Robert cop
He is a Robert cop
He is a Robert
He is a cop
He is a Robert cop
Oh yeah
He is the Robert coooop
Robert cop
Yeaaahhh
He is a Robert
He is a cop
He is a Robert cop
He is a Robert
And he's a cop
He is a Robert cop
Oh yeah
"I'll be back"
Now known as Edy Murphy
sworn to protect Detroit with mercy
The factory is in sight the doors will explode
Cobra assault cannon it's time to reload
He is a Robert
He is a cop
He is a Robert cop
Oh yeah!
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4. |
Glass Of Milk
04:33
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Waking to a crashing sound
Could it have been the neighbors hound
Think it was from the kitchen
Time to check, a midnight mission
Okay hang on, what is that
Standing on your kitchen's mat
Hey, sorry I didn't knock
I just didn't want to give you a shock
I was thirsty
I wanted a drink
Is that too much you think?
Sorry, ok but you just gotta know
This stuff makes your bones grow
It was late
It gave me quite the fright
I was ready for a fight
Skeleton drinking all your milk
Now out of the window I will slink
He poured the rest in the sink
A glass of milk
What an idiot
Should've locked the door
Now I'll sneak around for
Drinking milk some more
I would've bought the milk myself
But I'm kinda broke
If I had money
I'd get surgery
Now I'm forced
Into burglary
It was late
It gave me quite the fright
I was ready for a fight
Skeleton drinking all your milk
Now out of the window I will slink
He poured the rest in the sink
A glass of milk
*Solo Joel*
*Solo Frank*
Milk has nutrition
For his mission
Now you've seen
What could've been
Missing in the middle of the night
Skeleton emptying your fridge tonight
A piece of vitamin B
My milk was set free
Glass Of
Glass Of Milk
Speed metal spooker
Riding a scooter
Speed metal spooker
Now fighting a cougar
Speed metal spooker
Sitting on a child booster
Seat
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5. |
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One two, fuck you
*Steel Drums*
There Are Things That Do Not Belong
And I’ll Tell You With My Song
Fruit on a Pizza is Out of Place
If You Like That Then I’ll Smash Your Face
Shit is Gross
Makes Me Puke
Pineapple Does Not Belong on a Pizza
Don’t Ruin the Pizza
With Shitty Fruit, Pineapple
I’d Rather Eat
A Dick on a Pizza
Euagh
Pineapples on a Pizza?
Pineapples on a Pizza???
What's that on your pizza you have spat?
Something that has that kind of shell must come from hell!
*Spit*
Put This on Your Pizza
*Guitar Solo*
The Pizza From Hell
Overwrites the flavors makes it sour and sweet
With this topping Satan's pizza is complete
Satan: Hahahahhaa
My creation!
No Thanks!
Shit's gross
Don't put it on a pizza
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6. |
Black Submarine
06:05
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Death I summon thee
Wake underneath the sea
Quakes strike the earth
Evil has given birth
Reanimate upon my call
Form as I enthrall
Shape into what was once moving
Water oh so confusing
Brain, its disconnected
Pain, no longer there
Fear, its coming near
Step out it's time to dance
We're all dead in a black submarine
It's a underwater evil, sunken Norwegian machine
We're all dead in a black submarine
It's a underwater evil, sunken Norwegian machine
Down with the skeletal whales
Now ready to set their sails
Revenge a dish served cold
An undead machine by revenge controlled
(Norwegian):
Captain we get signal
Main screen turn on
We've located land captain
Set course for hell!
Arise from the depths
On land we'll walk with heavy steps
Docked on land, no more sea
Freezing Norway's my destiny
It's a black submarine
It's a Scandinavian piece of shit
I thought it was funny
And I knew they were dumb
But now I am on the run
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door
Didn't think it would actually work
Now the crew has gone berserk
In this black submarine
*Guitar Solo*
Now the submarine is back
And it's crew is looking to attack
They want blood for what I've done
They'll get me with their harpoon gun
We're all dead in this black submarine
Huh
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7. |
Coffin Bastards
04:41
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A thousand deadly rockers
Deep underground tonight
They're always looking for trouble
Skeleton metal comes to light
Switchblade jammed into my head
On this night of the living dead
Leather jacket on my bones
Cheap glasses where i once had a nose
Cause
We rise with a crack
We're all insomniacs
Oh yeah I'm a bone maniac
Because we're the skeletons dressed in black
We are the
Coffin Bastards
The Undead crew
We're drinking our special milk brew
The Coffin Bastards
It's a Skeletal brawl
We're Causing trouble at your mall
(We're the)
Ones that mixes milk and coke
We're the ones that died of a stroke
No tires on our wheels only spikes
Snuck into the bowling alley getting strikes
At the cinema screaming over the movie
Kicked out eating gas station sushi
I'm poisoned and I'm shitting out my lungs
It's a coffin bastard night and I've got the runs
(We're the)
Coffin Bastards
Stealing your food
We're the boners with attitude
The coffin bastards
Smoking candy cigarettes
The motorcycle speeds like fighter jets
Yeah you better watch out grandma
Safety first
We've got our pink helmets on
Hitting another bar, and then we're gone until dawn
Hangover cure, we'll milk a rat
And then we'll throw up upon your mat
Stealing coupons but paying anyway
We're driving on the wrong side of the freeway
*Guitar Solo*
Don't you forget that
We're the coffin bastards
Dying every night
Yeah we're dying for a cup of shite
We're the coffin bastards crashing through your window store
Every night my organs prepare for war
Hey it's that skeleton gang huh?
Oh Really?
Yeah! I heard they're some real bad asses
Oh really?
Hey you guys are a bunch of pussies you know that?
Oh! that means a lot thank you
Yeah
We're the bastards!
Yeah, we wash our hands
Oughh, and we do the dishes
We cannot be defeated
We're always almost always sleeping
Our credits cards are depleted
We're the ones in the night
That plant the dynamite
Speeding past a traffic light
Yeah you know our names
Risen from graves
We're the bastards
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It's all shits and giggles
until someone giggles and shits
Yeah I like making NFTS
non flush able turds
I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long
Now I don't know how to stop
I like my coffee like I like my metal
Up my own ass
Born to shit
I'm forced to wipe
Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
I don't care if it smells
I'll wipe when I feel like it
My body's a machine
that turns ice cream
Into diarrhea
Last time someone called me a pussy
I cried for three hours
Its past my bedtime
To all the haters saying I'll get nowhere In life
You were freaking right
The devil shits
when a good guy farts
Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples
Don't turn off the lights
I'm afraid of the dark
Born to shit
I'm forced to wipe
Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
I don't care if it smells
I'll wipe when I feel like it
*Guitar Solo*
We all have our own opinions
But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact
Yeah I've got IBS
Itchy Ball S
I wipe my ass just, so I can
Shit my pants again
Because I was born to shit
Forced To Wipe
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9. |
Skeleton Boomer
03:12
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I'll click on the internet
Content so bad it makes me sweat
Load up the modem get ready to nut
Its another night where i can't spell butt
Go on google to find my fix
Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits?
I don't know how operate an internet browser
I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers
Don't know how to turn off caps lock
Now my desktop is full of cock
I'm a skeleton boomer
I Download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer
Cause i'm bad to the bone
I cannot figure out technology
I'm downloading viruses constantly
Facebook is my source of facts
My memes have a million artifacts
Phone is exploding with bloatware
Filled with a million programs
And I don't have a single care
Internet explorer for life
Wow i hate my wife
I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn
For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn
Caps lock in the youtube comment field
Now to install another computer virus shield
*Guitar Solo*
I'm a skeleton boomer
I Download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer
Cause i'm bad to the bone
I simply just don't give a damn
Now I'll fall for another email scam
I deleted all the icons, I'll buy another computer
Now i'm off on my flame decal scooter
The computer is on fire
The mouse is in the frier
I'm pouring sand into my printer
I think chips are for dinner
I'm the skeleton boomer
Bud light presents
*Blue screen*
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10. |
Brick By Brick
02:56
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You can build a buggy
Drive a big tow truck
You can paint a jet ski
Yellow like a duck
Master of the universe
There ain't no trick
You just gotta do it
Brick by brick
Brick by brick
Tock by tick
No matter how thin
No matter how thick
Papa told mama
And Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
Faster than a skateboard
Bigger than a bike
Louder than a DJ
Scratchin' all night
Pedal to the metal
Heck'a Lego squeal
You're in the driver seat
When you're behind the wheel
Brick by brick
Tock by tick
No matter how thin
No matter how thick
Papa told mama
And Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
*Guitar Solo*
I refuse to sing the gameboy pun
If you're gonna cruise the island
There's somethin' you should know
When you block the road
You're gonna get towed
Brick by brick
Tock by tick
No matter how thin
No matter how thick
Papa told mama
And Laura told Nick
You can build a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
I built a cool machine
Red, yellow, and black
There ain't no doodad
This device lacks
All around the island
We're goin' round the bend
Break it down baby
Brick it up again
Brick by brick
Tock by tick
No matter how thin
No matter how thick
Papa told mama
And Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
You can move a mountain
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
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11. |
Fecal Rangers
01:04
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Moobot the marcianito has escaped
Bring me four duendes with attitude!
Yellow friend, PISS
Brown friend, POO
Red friend, uh NORWAY?
Green fren, FART
Go go fecal rangers
Go go fecal rangers
Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts
Go go fecal rangers
Go go fecal rangers
Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts
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12. |
Phallus Metallum
02:35
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I call upon thee
Cock yeah
Cock and ball torture
Yeah
Cock and ball torture!
Yeah!
Metal shock
Into my cock
The gods crush my genitals
Hammer force
With no Remorse
Holy pounding to my sack
Zeus strikes
With sounding spikes
Hades burns my scrote with hellfire
Poseidon's spear
Into my rear
God stomps my member to bits
Pulverize
Agonize
Pelvic demise
My dick is canonized
The planets shatter upon their commands
Thunder cracks as I destroy my own glands
Ejaculate the milky way
For I am the one
Their destined son
Pain is my name
For destruction I reign
For I am the one
These nuts will cum
Pain is my name
As I galvanize my cock vein
Penis metal
Penis metal
I call upon thy phallus metallum
*Guitar Solo*
Penis metal
Penis metal
I call upon thy cockus rockus
Quake with fear for my superior balls
Penis metal
Penis metal
(Mike) Penis metal!
Penis metal?
Yeah cum?
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13. |
Skullanized
00:49
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Walking outside in the warmth of the sun
Happy smiles and the flowers so nice
Until you turn your head and bam
A giant floating skull pulverizes you into jam
Cause you've been
Cause you've been
Skullanized
You cannot run, you cannot hide
He's coming around
You have died
Because you've been
Skullanized
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14. |
Macaroni Bone Meal
01:30
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Agh
Woo
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
I was eating macaroni
Macaroni
When one day
I was eating
Bonemeal
Yeah!
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
It was yummy
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
When one day I was eating macaroni
It was yummy, stinky and so cheesy
Now I will put on my peeny
Ahh
Ahh
When one day I was eating macaroni
Macroni
M-M-M-M-M-Macaroni
What?
Macaroni, I was eating macaroni
I was Macaroni
Yea
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15. |
Trash Metal 垃圾金属
03:47
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A healthy green earth they say is happy
But for me that sounds way too sappy
I jam uranium into the recycling station
And drink gasoline for my own hydration
I eat a bowl of computer chips
I am a total biological apocalypse
They don't know how I am alive
Now into the sewage plant I will dive
Trash!
I'm willing to do a little killing
Dump batteries in the sea
I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree
I throw garbage everywhere
An ecological nightmare
Carbon foot on the pedal
I am trash metal
I smoke raw glass that's real healthy, right?
I'm washing it down with battery acid plenty
Yeah?
Garbage a real delight
On this sacred trash site
I'll eat your cans and your legos too
Your trash is what I'll break into
*Guitar Solo Joel*
*Guitar Solo Frank*
I'm willing to do a little killing
Dump batteries in the sea
I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree
I throw garbage everywhere
An ecological nightmare
Carbon foot on the pedal
I am trash metal
I'm willing to do a little killing
Dump batteries in the sea
I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree
I throw garbage everywhere
Plastic funko pops for lunch
On sewage I'll make my munch
They call me trash metal
Never seen in the light
Looking for a delight
There's nothing I will never ever bite
I'm eating your garbage tonight
(St.Anger Snare)
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16. |
Pee In The Pool
02:18
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I'm always on the run
A nasty outlaw that doesn't need a gun
You think you've seen me once or twice?
But evil sneaks in paradise
I, I pee in the pool
I might just leave a tiny piece of stool
An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee
Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea
Because I am the one
You will see
A pool of pee pee
I did it once
I'll do it twice
Off to another pool to fertilize
Unknown is my name
Pissing in pools
Is my Game
That's right
I'm destroying the city
In the pools
I'll do a little pissy
Watch out
No one is safe
The pool is mine
The waters filled with my golden wine
*Guitar Solo*
Yeah we're six feet deep in
I, I pee in the pool
I might just leave a tiny piece of stool
An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee
Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea
Because I am the one
You will see
A pool of pee pee
I did it once
I'll do it twice
Off to another pool to fertilize
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17. |
Bloodsnax
03:48
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Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
Dead by snax
I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean
There lies an island where the creatures roam
A famed explorer tells me they're delicious and yet
They're hitherto unknown
You might think it sounds impossible
'Til you've seen a carrot crawl
Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see
We are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover its Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
It's Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
Talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
It's Bugsnax
They're inside of my flesh
And if the rumour's not complete baloney
Then it's the story of the century
So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends
To solve the mystery
Oh God
An expedition thirteen-strong
Of Grumpuses who all set off
Seeking out a better life
On Snaktooth Island they did find
A tasty quest to fill the hole
That many feel inside their soul
Venture deep to reach the truth
And maybe you'll learn something too
You might think it sounds impossible
'Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall
Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see
We are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover its Bugsnax
Oh-oo-oh
Everyone's talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
It's Bugsnax
*Guitar Solo*
Thought it was a childrens game
But now you're dying and screaming in pain
Bungers crazy, he's out for blood
Snaxtooths islands corpses are buried in mud
Thousands sacrifices wont satisfy my need
I am bunger, on meat I feed
Bow down to the bugsnax
They're already inside you
Death to videodrome
Long live the new flesh
Triffany: I'm Triffany Lottablog
Oh yea, Vargfren
He's green like me
This guy knows what he's doing
Look, he's got a little hat
Very good, very amazing gamer
According to me the best archaeologist in the biz
Triffany Lottablog
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18. |
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Das ist tanz
Das ist tanz
Das ist tanz
You must dansen now
Let the bass kick
To the rhythm
Time to rock
Cmon!
B-b-b-b-bass
We're gonna turn this thing into one big orgy
If you're not dancing
You're all gonna fucking die
Where's the beef?
*Orgasm*
Oh fuck you leather man
Cum together as one
Come on
O-oh-oh-oh
Strut that ass
Strut that ass
Strut that ass
Strut that ass
You're wendy's kind of people
Cmon and push it
Woos
*fart*
I can't stop
*fart*
*fart*
*fart*
Hey yeah
Eat your heart out
Sausage Gravy, haha
O-ohh-ohh
Ass we can
Bippy-bo-ba Bippy-bo-bap
Break it down
(Takes hi Okayama talking about Japan's KFC Christmas tradition)
You are selling KFC so well in Christmas
And is it a common custom overseas?
And I know that people are not eating chicken
They're eating turkey
And I say, Yes
It was lie
Here we go again
4 3 2 4
It smells like a thousand dead rats
Ough
I'm going to shit myself
Oh the beef was expired
Ah-ah-ah-ahhhh
Its got parasites
Ahhh ahh ahhh
Oh its out of date
The beef was out of date
Cmon
Are you ready to shit your meat out?
Cmon
Oh Yeah
Don't eat the beef
Oh Yeah
Don't eat the fucking beef
HHH yeaeaeahh
Huh you like that?
Fuck You
Let's beef it up
BEEF
BEEF
BEEF
BEEF
Feel so good
Ahh
Jam FM
Welcome back to the beef zone
Where's the beef?
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19. |
Dark Metal
02:55
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There's a fucking demon stuck in my fucking head
And this time mommy
You can't make me go to bed
When mommy tells you its dinner time
You tell her instead
Its demon time!
Yearhbl
Teacher tells me to do my homework?
(Don't forget your homework now)
Teacher wanna tell me how to live my life?
(Don't forget to brush)
I jump up on my desk and take a fat shit
Oh that's right
Mommy didn't buy you any Doritos
Ye-yeah
So now you're gonna have to drink blood
Because they've awoken the demon inside
Mountain Dew
I might be seven years old
But I've been pushed to my limits, yeah
Daddy tells you to get off his XBOX
And that's when you gotta blow up the house
Breakdown
Are you ready?
Get on it!
We've had it up to here society, yurr
And we're gonna protest right now to this song
With the power of metal
Say what?
We're gonna shit our pants
Jump the fuck up
You ready to shit your pants?
Yeah
You ready to dookie
You ready to dookie on society yeah?
Don't fucking mess with me
I hate broccoli
Wee-ee-ee
I don't like broccoli
If you're 555 then I'm 666420 yeah
And I'm fucking down with the sickness
Oh my god Timmy pooped himself
Yebelrugh
Timmy you OK?
No, fuck you!
Alright
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20. |
I Love To Bone
04:10
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Ooh it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight
Anime pillows decorate these inner walls
As I'm rattling around in these dark halls
I search the internet for some clues
I throw up when I see naked women
I'm so confused
This isn't what sex could be
Vaginas and butts are for poo poo and pee pee
Ooh baby it’s a lonely night
Here in my coffin, oh so tight
I've got no dick but I love to bone
On this night I'm all but alone
Ooh baby it's a lonely night
My cheap pillow waifu feels so right
I've got no dick but I love to bone
On this night I'm all but alone
A dark night of melancholia
I open up a book filled with genitalia
Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes?
Why is the hair on his penis called pubes?
I call a doctor to ask if this is true
He answers with anger, "who the hell are you?"
I slam down the telephone and then I scream
Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream?
Ooh baby it’s a lonely night
Here in my coffin, oh so tight
I've got no dick but I love to bone
On this night I'm all but alone
Ooh baby it's a lonely night
My cheap pillow waifu feels so right
Sunglasses at night with my saxophone
I’m tellin’ ya baby, I just love to bone
*Saxophone Solo*
The thought of an organ makes me sick
To the point that I wish I could smash my own dick
I say no thanks I’d rather dislocate my head
And shove it all the way up my ass when I spread
Ooh baby it’s a lonely night
Here in my coffin, oh so tight
I've got no dick but I love to bone
On this night I'm all but alone
Ooh baby it's a lonely night
My cheap pillow waifu feels so right
I've got no dick but I love to bone
On this night I'm all but alone
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21. |
Skeleton War
03:05
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Die, die we can never die
Everything reduced to cinder blown sky-high
The world war bones vomiting a cluster fuck
Into earths own dumpster truck
A battle with no losers, winners or assholes in between
Just a bonemageddon of crazy rattlers full of adrenaline
Local boner lords strapped to the nuclear missile fuck
Getting ready for state of sizzling skeletal shock
Death comes at the speed of ass
Your skin fried off by the atomic mass
Joined into an orgy of the dead
Microwaved into bones
And turned into a soup of lead
We march into the skeleton war
Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps
Humanity gone, it will never ever recover
Now instead we'll fight each other
We march into the skeleton war
Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps
Humanity gone, it will never ever recover
Now instead we'll fight each other
Helicopter crashing thousand feet into the united nations
Now who is the first to sign our crazy delegations
Skin and muscle as useless as a knitted condom
Now welcome to a battle of never ending quantum
A death toll so high it makes my head spin
But the number has actually yet to begin
Blow up every monument
Shaping mount rushmore into a pair of dicks
Launching every weapon and ushering tomorrows bonepocalypse
Death comes at the speed of ass
Your skin fried off by the atomic mass
Joined into an orgy of the dead
Microwaved into bones
And turned into a soup of lead
We march into the skeleton war
Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps
Humanity gone, it will never ever recover
Now instead we'll fight each other
The calcium cataclysm nothing to this irrationality
A Million rounds per minutes into this swarm of immortality
Googleplex of Bone tanks tossed by the kaiju necro beast
Now rise again tomorrow for we are never deceased
*Guitar Solo*
A world of shit has gone to worse
Now mount the mini gun atop the hearse
We ride into another battlefield of death
I'll Resurrect tomorrow
Where I'll take another
I'll take another
I'll take another
last breath
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22. |
Respect The Dead
02:58
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Once your soul's at rest
That's when you'll confess
Cut you down to size
Make you realize
That you're not so tough
Say you've had enough
What it takes to learn
On the cross you'll burn
You must respect the dead
That's where your future lies
You must respect the dead
Or they'll rip out your eyes
When you're in your tomb
You will meet with doom
Cause you've cursed the dead
Better left unsaid
You'll regret the days
That you've spit on graves
Now your time has come
You immortal scum
You must respect the dead
That's where your future lies
You must respect the dead
Or they'll rip out your eyes
Oh no, no don't let them go
They're coming to take you away
Fucking thrash
*Guitar Solo*
Once your soul's at rest
That's when you'll confess
Cut you down to size
Make you realize
That you're not so tough
Say you've had enough
What it takes to learn
On the cross you'll burn
You must respect the dead
That's where your future lies
You must respect the dead
Or they'll rip out your eyes
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23. |
Fren
01:46
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It's Fren, he's so much fun
In the Fren zone with everyone
Eating sandwiches and going to space
Best Fren of the human race
Wrestling, fighting demons too
Just doing what he's born to do
Vibing hard, cool facial hair
He's a gamer, Fren's never scared
Hanging out with Fren
Takin' naps with Fren
With Fren, good times never end
I love Fren
You love Fren
We love Fren
Fren is a friend
My best Fren
Your best Fren
A super Fren
Fren is our friend
I love Fren
You love Fren
We love Fren
Fren is a friend
My best Fren
Your best Fren
A super Fren
Fren is our friend
Fren
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24. |
Tekkno Pidgeon
04:40
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*Hoot!*
*Hoot! Hoot!*
[Intro: Joel]
Welcome...
You've entered a secret zone...
You've entered the secret society...of the pigeon milkers...
It is time... to explore... the ultimate... pleasure...
[stock voices]
(start the eJay x-ray jam!)
Tekkno vibes... INFINITY...
Tekkno vibes... INFINITY...
*Hoot!*
[Joel's Albert Wesker impersonation]
Welcome. You've entered Umbrella Corporation, Chris. *Hoot!* For our secret milking of the pigeon, for the ultimate in pigeon
*Hoot!*
*Hoot!*
*Hoot!*
*Pigeon sounds*
[Chris Redfield]
Give me an egg. HURRY!
Nice
[Joel]
It's time to BREASTFEED THE PIGEON
[Chris]
Help!
[Joel and stock voice clip, alternating]
Pidgeon
Tekkno
Pidgeon
Tekkno. *Hoot!*
Pidgeon
Tekkno
Pidgeon
*Hoot!* Tekkno vibes
Pidgeon vibes
*Hoot!* Tekkno vibes
Pidgeon vibes
*Hoot!* Tekkno vibes
Pidgeon vibes
*Hoot!* Techno vibes
Pidgeon vibes
[Joel, robot voice]
MILKING OF THE PIGEON AT 85% (I'd rather not!) ENGAGING SUPER MILK PROGRAM!
*Woman screaming*
[Wesker]
Now you see the power of my milking, Chris. (WESKER!) But now, it's sf-time for another level(o--o-oh-oh, o-oh)... CHRIS MILK!
[Chris]
I'm not... gonna make it!
[Stock robot voice clip]
Prisoners 281, you are free. Prisoner 282, you are free. Prisoner 283, you are free. Prisoner 284, you are free
This ship is out of control
This ship is out of control
Captain
[Joel]
Pidgeon
[Wesker]
You might've won this time, Chris. But I'm not destroying the world, I'm MILKING IT!
[Joel]
Come on everybody it's time to dance
Drop your Albert pants
Get down and get into the machine
Time to drink some PIGEON CREAM!
*Woman screaming*
[Chris]
I can't hold any more
[Stock voice]
I'm back from the intergalactic trip
I'm back from the inter- pigeon
I'm back from the intergalactic trip
I'm back from the inter- ah
[Joel]
It's time to milk
MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MIIILLLKKK!
Give me milk
[Chris]
WEEEESSKEEEEERRR!!! I'M CUUMMIIING!
*gooey splatter sounds*
[Wesker]
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. LACTATION!
[Chris]
Shit
[Chris]
Nice
[Outro]
(𝐇 𝐎 𝐎 𝐓 !)
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25. |
Are Zombies Skeletons?
00:16
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*Rattle*
Sometimes no, sometimes yes!
*Rattle*
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