Skeleton Metal X, by Vargskelethor

Skeleton Metal X

by Vargskelethor

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tripixel unironically one of the best albums i've ever listened to Favorite track: Trash Metal 垃圾金属.

SomeBrineShrimp I too was born to shit, and sadly, forced to wipe. Favorite track: Born To Shit (Forced To Wipe).

evaaan this album is the most hardest thing but also the funniest thing I have ever heard. thank you funny fecalfunny.com Fren. Favorite track: Black Submarine.

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1.	Skeletor 04:11	lyrics	buy track
He man, it's me again Skeletor I have conquered the metal once again He-Man And that netflix series sucked ass too Skeletal pimp he once killed a chimp Murdered a monkey cause he's a meth junkie Snorted cocaine off a hookers tits On He-Man he fucking spits He-Man, He-Man? I know what you've been doing He-man You've been trying to sell funko pops off me You're trying to shill out you sellout If you dont like Skeletor Then he'll make your ass sore Dick ass skeleton dressed in blue Watch out bitch he'll cut you He-man suck my bone I'll make you squeal and moan nyeargh I'll kick he-man in the spleen But first, my lean He smashed a mirror He rolls around Skeletor steals the eternian crown Snake mountain is his crib He has some big ass ribs He takes off with your purse He's master of the universe I am Skeletor I am Skeletor I am Skeletor Suck my bone He-man, I am Skeletor I'll make you squeal and moan Skeletor Skeletor I call upon your name Master of the heavy metal game Revenge on Hordak He conjures another plan This time I will destroy He-Man Beast man, Clawful and Stinkor too They will all help me to destroy you Evil-lyn, Trap Jaw, Mer-man gather around Go now put He-Man into the ground He-man suck my bone I'll make you squeal and moan He's never, never never ever nice Here comes Skeletor with another device Land shark into a brick wall Tonight castle greyskull will fall Skeletor mosh! Defeating Man At Arms Kicking She-Ra's butt Punching He-man into the gut I'm Skeletor and I'm always scheming Orko dies alone whilst screaming I am Skeletor I am Skeletor I am Skeletor Suck my bone
2.	Bone Zone 03:20	lyrics	buy track
When The Witching Hour Draws Near And The Bones Are Rattling In Their Tombs You Might Fall Into The Into The Zone Welcome To This Stupid Place Say Goodbye To Your Fleshy Face Enter A Domain Of Bones The Spookiest Of All Zones All I'm asking for is a glass of milk This Place Sucks Get Me Out Get Me Out Of The Bone Zone Welcome To The Skeleton Domain The Place And Home Of All Pleasure And Pain And I'm not checking the bathroom! Into The Guitar Solo Welcome To The Bone Zone With Skeletons I'm Left Alone I Was Just Looking For A Meal Tonight But Now They Want My Flesh To Bite This Place Sucks Major Boner Bad Puns. skeleton Mosh Cackling With No Skin The Ritual Shalt Begin Skeletons Drinking Beer They're Coming For My Rear They Won't Ask Me Twice If I Like Playing Beer Dice Stuck Down In The Zone Somebody Please Give Me My Fucking Phone Turns Out The "Bone Zone" Really Just Is A Skeleton Bar Skeleton: Welcome back human, to the bone zone! You thought you could escape last time, but this time we identified the piss in the bathroom And it turns out it belongs to you! Shit, No wait that makes a lot of sense, sorry This Place Sucks Get Me Out Get Me Out Of The Bone Zone Get Me Out Get Me Out Get Me Out Of This Place Pleasure And Pain Welcome To The Skeleton Domain Bone Zone You Know What Skeletons? You Suck. I Found My Phone I'm going to call an uber this time And you know what? Fuck Off Skeletons Bye. Ah look at that I found my coat this time.
3.	Robert Cop 03:12	lyrics	buy track
Furniture of law enforcment He is a Robert He is a cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert And he's cop He is the Robert cop Oh yeah Once was known as Alex Murphy sworn to protect Detroit with mercy They shot his flesh and made him into a toy The evil bootleggers he must now destroy Futuristic robert Terminator (autobotic) Exciting movie look Toy "I'll be back" Once was known as Alex Murphy sworn to protect Detroit with mercy They shot his flesh and made him into a toy The evil bootleggers he must now destroy He is the Robert cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert He is a cop He is a Robert cop Oh yeah He is the Robert coooop Robert cop Yeaaahhh He is a Robert He is a cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert And he's a cop He is a Robert cop Oh yeah "I'll be back" Now known as Edy Murphy sworn to protect Detroit with mercy The factory is in sight the doors will explode Cobra assault cannon it's time to reload He is a Robert He is a cop He is a Robert cop Oh yeah!
4.	Glass Of Milk 04:33	lyrics	buy track
Waking to a crashing sound Could it have been the neighbors hound Think it was from the kitchen Time to check, a midnight mission Okay hang on, what is that Standing on your kitchen's mat Hey, sorry I didn't knock I just didn't want to give you a shock I was thirsty I wanted a drink Is that too much you think? Sorry, ok but you just gotta know This stuff makes your bones grow It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink A glass of milk What an idiot Should've locked the door Now I'll sneak around for Drinking milk some more I would've bought the milk myself But I'm kinda broke If I had money I'd get surgery Now I'm forced Into burglary It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink A glass of milk Solo Joel Solo Frank Milk has nutrition For his mission Now you've seen What could've been Missing in the middle of the night Skeleton emptying your fridge tonight A piece of vitamin B My milk was set free Glass Of Glass Of Milk Speed metal spooker Riding a scooter Speed metal spooker Now fighting a cougar Speed metal spooker Sitting on a child booster Seat
5.	Pineapples Do Not Belong On A Pizza 03:20	lyrics	buy track
One two, fuck you Steel Drums There Are Things That Do Not Belong And I’ll Tell You With My Song Fruit on a Pizza is Out of Place If You Like That Then I’ll Smash Your Face Shit is Gross Makes Me Puke Pineapple Does Not Belong on a Pizza Don’t Ruin the Pizza With Shitty Fruit, Pineapple I’d Rather Eat A Dick on a Pizza Euagh Pineapples on a Pizza? Pineapples on a Pizza??? What's that on your pizza you have spat? Something that has that kind of shell must come from hell! Spit Put This on Your Pizza Guitar Solo The Pizza From Hell Overwrites the flavors makes it sour and sweet With this topping Satan's pizza is complete Satan: Hahahahhaa My creation! No Thanks! Shit's gross Don't put it on a pizza
6.	Black Submarine 06:05	lyrics	buy track
Death I summon thee Wake underneath the sea Quakes strike the earth Evil has given birth Reanimate upon my call Form as I enthrall Shape into what was once moving Water oh so confusing Brain, its disconnected Pain, no longer there Fear, its coming near Step out it's time to dance We're all dead in a black submarine It's a underwater evil, sunken Norwegian machine We're all dead in a black submarine It's a underwater evil, sunken Norwegian machine Down with the skeletal whales Now ready to set their sails Revenge a dish served cold An undead machine by revenge controlled (Norwegian): Captain we get signal Main screen turn on We've located land captain Set course for hell! Arise from the depths On land we'll walk with heavy steps Docked on land, no more sea Freezing Norway's my destiny It's a black submarine It's a Scandinavian piece of shit I thought it was funny And I knew they were dumb But now I am on the run How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? You swim down and knock on the door Didn't think it would actually work Now the crew has gone berserk In this black submarine Guitar Solo Now the submarine is back And it's crew is looking to attack They want blood for what I've done They'll get me with their harpoon gun We're all dead in this black submarine Huh
7.	Coffin Bastards 04:41	lyrics	buy track
A thousand deadly rockers Deep underground tonight They're always looking for trouble Skeleton metal comes to light Switchblade jammed into my head On this night of the living dead Leather jacket on my bones Cheap glasses where i once had a nose Cause We rise with a crack We're all insomniacs Oh yeah I'm a bone maniac Because we're the skeletons dressed in black We are the Coffin Bastards The Undead crew We're drinking our special milk brew The Coffin Bastards It's a Skeletal brawl We're Causing trouble at your mall (We're the) Ones that mixes milk and coke We're the ones that died of a stroke No tires on our wheels only spikes Snuck into the bowling alley getting strikes At the cinema screaming over the movie Kicked out eating gas station sushi I'm poisoned and I'm shitting out my lungs It's a coffin bastard night and I've got the runs (We're the) Coffin Bastards Stealing your food We're the boners with attitude The coffin bastards Smoking candy cigarettes The motorcycle speeds like fighter jets Yeah you better watch out grandma Safety first We've got our pink helmets on Hitting another bar, and then we're gone until dawn Hangover cure, we'll milk a rat And then we'll throw up upon your mat Stealing coupons but paying anyway We're driving on the wrong side of the freeway Guitar Solo Don't you forget that We're the coffin bastards Dying every night Yeah we're dying for a cup of shite We're the coffin bastards crashing through your window store Every night my organs prepare for war Hey it's that skeleton gang huh? Oh Really? Yeah! I heard they're some real bad asses Oh really? Hey you guys are a bunch of pussies you know that? Oh! that means a lot thank you Yeah We're the bastards! Yeah, we wash our hands Oughh, and we do the dishes We cannot be defeated We're always almost always sleeping Our credits cards are depleted We're the ones in the night That plant the dynamite Speeding past a traffic light Yeah you know our names Risen from graves We're the bastards
8.	Born To Shit (Forced To Wipe) 04:16	lyrics	buy track
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Yeah I like making NFTS non flush able turds I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long Now I don't know how to stop I like my coffee like I like my metal Up my own ass Born to shit I'm forced to wipe Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe I don't care if it smells I'll wipe when I feel like it My body's a machine that turns ice cream Into diarrhea Last time someone called me a pussy I cried for three hours Its past my bedtime To all the haters saying I'll get nowhere In life You were freaking right The devil shits when a good guy farts Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples Don't turn off the lights I'm afraid of the dark Born to shit I'm forced to wipe Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe I don't care if it smells I'll wipe when I feel like it Guitar Solo We all have our own opinions But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact Yeah I've got IBS Itchy Ball S I wipe my ass just, so I can Shit my pants again Because I was born to shit Forced To Wipe
9.	Skeleton Boomer 03:12	lyrics	buy track
I'll click on the internet Content so bad it makes me sweat Load up the modem get ready to nut Its another night where i can't spell butt Go on google to find my fix Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits? I don't know how operate an internet browser I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers Don't know how to turn off caps lock Now my desktop is full of cock I'm a skeleton boomer I Download everything Skeleton boomer Dumb enough to use bing I'm a skeleton boomer I'll microwave my phone I'm a skeleton boomer Cause i'm bad to the bone I cannot figure out technology I'm downloading viruses constantly Facebook is my source of facts My memes have a million artifacts Phone is exploding with bloatware Filled with a million programs And I don't have a single care Internet explorer for life Wow i hate my wife I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn Caps lock in the youtube comment field Now to install another computer virus shield Guitar Solo I'm a skeleton boomer I Download everything Skeleton boomer Dumb enough to use bing I'm a skeleton boomer I'll microwave my phone I'm a skeleton boomer Cause i'm bad to the bone I simply just don't give a damn Now I'll fall for another email scam I deleted all the icons, I'll buy another computer Now i'm off on my flame decal scooter The computer is on fire The mouse is in the frier I'm pouring sand into my printer I think chips are for dinner I'm the skeleton boomer Bud light presents Blue screen
10.	Brick By Brick 02:56	lyrics	buy track
You can build a buggy Drive a big tow truck You can paint a jet ski Yellow like a duck Master of the universe There ain't no trick You just gotta do it Brick by brick Brick by brick Tock by tick No matter how thin No matter how thick Papa told mama And Laura told Nick You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick Faster than a skateboard Bigger than a bike Louder than a DJ Scratchin' all night Pedal to the metal Heck'a Lego squeal You're in the driver seat When you're behind the wheel Brick by brick Tock by tick No matter how thin No matter how thick Papa told mama And Laura told Nick You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick Guitar Solo I refuse to sing the gameboy pun If you're gonna cruise the island There's somethin' you should know When you block the road You're gonna get towed Brick by brick Tock by tick No matter how thin No matter how thick Papa told mama And Laura told Nick You can build a mountain If you do it brick by brick I built a cool machine Red, yellow, and black There ain't no doodad This device lacks All around the island We're goin' round the bend Break it down baby Brick it up again Brick by brick Tock by tick No matter how thin No matter how thick Papa told mama And Laura told Nick You can move a mountain You can move a mountain You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick
11.	Fecal Rangers 01:04	lyrics	buy track
Moobot the marcianito has escaped Bring me four duendes with attitude! Yellow friend, PISS Brown friend, POO Red friend, uh NORWAY? Green fren, FART Go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts Go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts
12.	Phallus Metallum 02:35	lyrics	buy track
I call upon thee Cock yeah Cock and ball torture Yeah Cock and ball torture! Yeah! Metal shock Into my cock The gods crush my genitals Hammer force With no Remorse Holy pounding to my sack Zeus strikes With sounding spikes Hades burns my scrote with hellfire Poseidon's spear Into my rear God stomps my member to bits Pulverize Agonize Pelvic demise My dick is canonized The planets shatter upon their commands Thunder cracks as I destroy my own glands Ejaculate the milky way For I am the one Their destined son Pain is my name For destruction I reign For I am the one These nuts will cum Pain is my name As I galvanize my cock vein Penis metal Penis metal I call upon thy phallus metallum Guitar Solo Penis metal Penis metal I call upon thy cockus rockus Quake with fear for my superior balls Penis metal Penis metal (Mike) Penis metal! Penis metal? Yeah cum?
13.	Skullanized 00:49	lyrics	buy track
Walking outside in the warmth of the sun Happy smiles and the flowers so nice Until you turn your head and bam A giant floating skull pulverizes you into jam Cause you've been Cause you've been Skullanized You cannot run, you cannot hide He's coming around You have died Because you've been Skullanized
14.	Macaroni Bone Meal 01:30	lyrics	buy track
Agh Woo When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni I was eating macaroni Macaroni When one day I was eating Bonemeal Yeah! When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni It was yummy When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni It was yummy, stinky and so cheesy Now I will put on my peeny Ahh Ahh When one day I was eating macaroni Macroni M-M-M-M-M-Macaroni What? Macaroni, I was eating macaroni I was Macaroni Yea
15.	Trash Metal 垃圾金属 03:47	lyrics	buy track
A healthy green earth they say is happy But for me that sounds way too sappy I jam uranium into the recycling station And drink gasoline for my own hydration I eat a bowl of computer chips I am a total biological apocalypse They don't know how I am alive Now into the sewage plant I will dive Trash! I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere An ecological nightmare Carbon foot on the pedal I am trash metal I smoke raw glass that's real healthy, right? I'm washing it down with battery acid plenty Yeah? Garbage a real delight On this sacred trash site I'll eat your cans and your legos too Your trash is what I'll break into Guitar Solo Joel Guitar Solo Frank I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere An ecological nightmare Carbon foot on the pedal I am trash metal I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere Plastic funko pops for lunch On sewage I'll make my munch They call me trash metal Never seen in the light Looking for a delight There's nothing I will never ever bite I'm eating your garbage tonight (St.Anger Snare)
16.	Pee In The Pool 02:18	lyrics	buy track
I'm always on the run A nasty outlaw that doesn't need a gun You think you've seen me once or twice? But evil sneaks in paradise I, I pee in the pool I might just leave a tiny piece of stool An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea Because I am the one You will see A pool of pee pee I did it once I'll do it twice Off to another pool to fertilize Unknown is my name Pissing in pools Is my Game That's right I'm destroying the city In the pools I'll do a little pissy Watch out No one is safe The pool is mine The waters filled with my golden wine Guitar Solo Yeah we're six feet deep in I, I pee in the pool I might just leave a tiny piece of stool An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea Because I am the one You will see A pool of pee pee I did it once I'll do it twice Off to another pool to fertilize
17.	Bloodsnax 03:48	lyrics	buy track
Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax Dead by snax I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean There lies an island where the creatures roam A famed explorer tells me they're delicious and yet They're hitherto unknown You might think it sounds impossible 'Til you've seen a carrot crawl Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and Discover its Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh It's Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh Talkin' 'bout Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh It's Bugsnax They're inside of my flesh And if the rumour's not complete baloney Then it's the story of the century So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends To solve the mystery Oh God An expedition thirteen-strong Of Grumpuses who all set off Seeking out a better life On Snaktooth Island they did find A tasty quest to fill the hole That many feel inside their soul Venture deep to reach the truth And maybe you'll learn something too You might think it sounds impossible 'Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and Discover its Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh Everyone's talkin' 'bout Bugsnax It's Bugsnax Guitar Solo Thought it was a childrens game But now you're dying and screaming in pain Bungers crazy, he's out for blood Snaxtooths islands corpses are buried in mud Thousands sacrifices wont satisfy my need I am bunger, on meat I feed Bow down to the bugsnax They're already inside you Death to videodrome Long live the new flesh Triffany: I'm Triffany Lottablog Oh yea, Vargfren He's green like me This guy knows what he's doing Look, he's got a little hat Very good, very amazing gamer According to me the best archaeologist in the biz Triffany Lottablog
18.	Beef Zone 2: Well Done With Ketchup 03:59	lyrics	buy track
Das ist tanz Das ist tanz Das ist tanz You must dansen now Let the bass kick To the rhythm Time to rock Cmon! B-b-b-b-bass We're gonna turn this thing into one big orgy If you're not dancing You're all gonna fucking die Where's the beef? Orgasm Oh fuck you leather man Cum together as one Come on O-oh-oh-oh Strut that ass Strut that ass Strut that ass Strut that ass You're wendy's kind of people Cmon and push it Woos fart I can't stop fart fart fart Hey yeah Eat your heart out Sausage Gravy, haha O-ohh-ohh Ass we can Bippy-bo-ba Bippy-bo-bap Break it down (Takes hi Okayama talking about Japan's KFC Christmas tradition) You are selling KFC so well in Christmas And is it a common custom overseas? And I know that people are not eating chicken They're eating turkey And I say, Yes It was lie Here we go again 4 3 2 4 It smells like a thousand dead rats Ough I'm going to shit myself Oh the beef was expired Ah-ah-ah-ahhhh Its got parasites Ahhh ahh ahhh Oh its out of date The beef was out of date Cmon Are you ready to shit your meat out? Cmon Oh Yeah Don't eat the beef Oh Yeah Don't eat the fucking beef HHH yeaeaeahh Huh you like that? Fuck You Let's beef it up BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF Feel so good Ahh Jam FM Welcome back to the beef zone Where's the beef?
19.	Dark Metal 02:55	lyrics	buy track
There's a fucking demon stuck in my fucking head And this time mommy You can't make me go to bed When mommy tells you its dinner time You tell her instead Its demon time! Yearhbl Teacher tells me to do my homework? (Don't forget your homework now) Teacher wanna tell me how to live my life? (Don't forget to brush) I jump up on my desk and take a fat shit Oh that's right Mommy didn't buy you any Doritos Ye-yeah So now you're gonna have to drink blood Because they've awoken the demon inside Mountain Dew I might be seven years old But I've been pushed to my limits, yeah Daddy tells you to get off his XBOX And that's when you gotta blow up the house Breakdown Are you ready? Get on it! We've had it up to here society, yurr And we're gonna protest right now to this song With the power of metal Say what? We're gonna shit our pants Jump the fuck up You ready to shit your pants? Yeah You ready to dookie You ready to dookie on society yeah? Don't fucking mess with me I hate broccoli Wee-ee-ee I don't like broccoli If you're 555 then I'm 666420 yeah And I'm fucking down with the sickness Oh my god Timmy pooped himself Yebelrugh Timmy you OK? No, fuck you! Alright
20.	I Love To Bone 04:10	lyrics	buy track
Ooh it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight Anime pillows decorate these inner walls As I'm rattling around in these dark halls I search the internet for some clues I throw up when I see naked women I'm so confused This isn't what sex could be Vaginas and butts are for poo poo and pee pee Ooh baby it’s a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick but I love to bone On this night I'm all but alone Ooh baby it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick but I love to bone On this night I'm all but alone A dark night of melancholia I open up a book filled with genitalia Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes? Why is the hair on his penis called pubes? I call a doctor to ask if this is true He answers with anger, "who the hell are you?" I slam down the telephone and then I scream Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream? Ooh baby it’s a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick but I love to bone On this night I'm all but alone Ooh baby it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right Sunglasses at night with my saxophone I’m tellin’ ya baby, I just love to bone Saxophone Solo The thought of an organ makes me sick To the point that I wish I could smash my own dick I say no thanks I’d rather dislocate my head And shove it all the way up my ass when I spread Ooh baby it’s a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick but I love to bone On this night I'm all but alone Ooh baby it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick but I love to bone On this night I'm all but alone
21.	Skeleton War 03:05	lyrics	buy track
Die, die we can never die Everything reduced to cinder blown sky-high The world war bones vomiting a cluster fuck Into earths own dumpster truck A battle with no losers, winners or assholes in between Just a bonemageddon of crazy rattlers full of adrenaline Local boner lords strapped to the nuclear missile fuck Getting ready for state of sizzling skeletal shock Death comes at the speed of ass Your skin fried off by the atomic mass Joined into an orgy of the dead Microwaved into bones And turned into a soup of lead We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead we'll fight each other We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead we'll fight each other Helicopter crashing thousand feet into the united nations Now who is the first to sign our crazy delegations Skin and muscle as useless as a knitted condom Now welcome to a battle of never ending quantum A death toll so high it makes my head spin But the number has actually yet to begin Blow up every monument Shaping mount rushmore into a pair of dicks Launching every weapon and ushering tomorrows bonepocalypse Death comes at the speed of ass Your skin fried off by the atomic mass Joined into an orgy of the dead Microwaved into bones And turned into a soup of lead We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead we'll fight each other The calcium cataclysm nothing to this irrationality A Million rounds per minutes into this swarm of immortality Googleplex of Bone tanks tossed by the kaiju necro beast Now rise again tomorrow for we are never deceased Guitar Solo A world of shit has gone to worse Now mount the mini gun atop the hearse We ride into another battlefield of death I'll Resurrect tomorrow Where I'll take another I'll take another I'll take another last breath
22.	Respect The Dead 02:58	lyrics	buy track
Once your soul's at rest That's when you'll confess Cut you down to size Make you realize That you're not so tough Say you've had enough What it takes to learn On the cross you'll burn You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes When you're in your tomb You will meet with doom Cause you've cursed the dead Better left unsaid You'll regret the days That you've spit on graves Now your time has come You immortal scum You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes Oh no, no don't let them go They're coming to take you away Fucking thrash Guitar Solo Once your soul's at rest That's when you'll confess Cut you down to size Make you realize That you're not so tough Say you've had enough What it takes to learn On the cross you'll burn You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes
23.	Fren 01:46	lyrics	buy track
It's Fren, he's so much fun In the Fren zone with everyone Eating sandwiches and going to space Best Fren of the human race Wrestling, fighting demons too Just doing what he's born to do Vibing hard, cool facial hair He's a gamer, Fren's never scared Hanging out with Fren Takin' naps with Fren With Fren, good times never end I love Fren You love Fren We love Fren Fren is a friend My best Fren Your best Fren A super Fren Fren is our friend I love Fren You love Fren We love Fren Fren is a friend My best Fren Your best Fren A super Fren Fren is our friend Fren
24.	Tekkno Pidgeon 04:40	lyrics	buy track
Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! [Intro: Joel] Welcome... You've entered a secret zone... You've entered the secret society...of the pigeon milkers... It is time... to explore... the ultimate... pleasure... [stock voices] (start the eJay x-ray jam!) Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... Hoot! [Joel's Albert Wesker impersonation] Welcome. You've entered Umbrella Corporation, Chris. Hoot! For our secret milking of the pigeon, for the ultimate in pigeon Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Pigeon sounds [Chris Redfield] Give me an egg. HURRY! Nice [Joel] It's time to BREASTFEED THE PIGEON [Chris] Help! [Joel and stock voice clip, alternating] Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon Tekkno. Hoot! Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon Hoot! Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes Hoot! Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes Hoot! Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes Hoot! Techno vibes Pidgeon vibes [Joel, robot voice] MILKING OF THE PIGEON AT 85% (I'd rather not!) ENGAGING SUPER MILK PROGRAM! Woman screaming [Wesker] Now you see the power of my milking, Chris. (WESKER!) But now, it's sf-time for another level(o--o-oh-oh, o-oh)... CHRIS MILK! [Chris] I'm not... gonna make it! [Stock robot voice clip] Prisoners 281, you are free. Prisoner 282, you are free. Prisoner 283, you are free. Prisoner 284, you are free This ship is out of control This ship is out of control Captain [Joel] Pidgeon [Wesker] You might've won this time, Chris. But I'm not destroying the world, I'm MILKING IT! [Joel] Come on everybody it's time to dance Drop your Albert pants Get down and get into the machine Time to drink some PIGEON CREAM! Woman screaming [Chris] I can't hold any more [Stock voice] I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- pigeon I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- ah [Joel] It's time to milk MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MIIILLLKKK! Give me milk [Chris] WEEEESSKEEEEERRR!!! I'M CUUMMIIING! gooey splatter sounds [Wesker] COMPLETE. GLOBAL. LACTATION! [Chris] Shit [Chris] Nice [Outro] (𝐇 𝐎 𝐎 𝐓 !)
25.	Are Zombies Skeletons? 00:16	lyrics	buy track
Rattle Sometimes no, sometimes yes! Rattle

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A 10 year anniversary celebration since this solo project began, Skeleton Metal X features 25 tracks of redone tracks, new material and overall the best of the best so to say. Enjoy the ultimate in the bone shattering sounds of Skeleton Metal X.

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released April 4, 2023

Joel: Vocals, Bass, Guitar, Solos, Drums & Production

Frank: Bass, Guitar, Solos

Rich Gray (Annihilator): Bass (Robert Cop)

Hot Dad: Vocals (Fren, I Love To Bone)

David Nolasaxman: Saxophone (I Love To Bone)

Jabroni Mike: Drums (Phallus Metallum, I Love To Bone)

Craig Cairns: Vocals (Skeletor, Robert Cop, Fecal Rangers)
Backup Vocals: (Glass Of Milk)

Lynsey Tibbs: Vocals (Bugsnax)

Volodymyr Kotliarov: Strings & Symphony (Black Submarine)

Nik Jackwithscott: Co-Production (I Love To Bone)

Michel Hoogervorst: Backup Vocals (Phallus Metallum)

Baconguden: Production (Beef Zone 2)

Makys: Strings (Robert Cop, Glass Of Milk, Phallus Metallum)

Album Cover: Gloomink

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