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Born To Shit (Forced To Wipe)

from Skeleton Metal X by Vargskelethor

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lyrics

It's all shits and giggles
until someone giggles and shits
Yeah I like making NFTS
non flush able turds

I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long
Now I don't know how to stop

I like my coffee like I like my metal
Up my own ass

Born to shit
I'm forced to wipe
Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
I don't care if it smells
I'll wipe when I feel like it

My body's a machine
that turns ice cream
Into diarrhea

Last time someone called me a pussy
I cried for three hours

Its past my bedtime

To all the haters saying I'll get nowhere In life
You were freaking right

The devil shits
when a good guy farts
Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples
Don't turn off the lights
I'm afraid of the dark

Born to shit
I'm forced to wipe
Oh they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
I don't care if it smells
I'll wipe when I feel like it

*Guitar Solo*

We all have our own opinions
But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact
Yeah I've got IBS
Itchy Ball S

I wipe my ass just, so I can
Shit my pants again
Because I was born to shit
Forced To Wipe

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from Skeleton Metal X, released April 4, 2023

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