Skeleton Metal III

by Vargskelethor

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Caranella
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Caranella The otherworldly whisper screams were my favorite part
and unexpected. Otherwise, the clean vocals are mid-range and have a nice warm, rock tone that's nice to listen to.
Great compression on the drums as well. There's plenty of "snap" to it, joke or not, everything has a great rhythm and structure.
Overall, good humor mixed with a serious musician's craftsmanship,
so it makes for a good listen. I enjoyed this one the most out of all three CDs. Favorite track: Skeleton Killer.
JuanMoar
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JuanMoar The (possibly) concluding entry in the Skeleton Metal trilogy proves to be just as perfect (If not better) than the previous two.
Yet again Joel proves his immense talent, seriously - the dude is an amazing musician.
Massive respect, Joel! Favorite track: Speed Metal Spooker.
serebit
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serebit This album makes my bones extra hard. Favorite track: Open Your Coffin.
Sam Winton
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Sam Winton Thanks for the laughs, Joel Favorite track: Speed Metal Spooker.
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1.
The clock is 666 The bones are rattling again Ahh It is time For yet another spooky Descent into hell Uh I don't know what to say here So uh Boo Bones are rattling once more But this time They're preparing for war We are back For a snack It might be you We're talking to Wake up sleepy head I've got news You are dead Welcome to the whole new you Wakeup call is long overdue Oh man I feel like crap This was just supposed to be a nap Stiff joints, need some air Time to get the hell out of here Open your coffin Break free Of your grave so crappy I said Open your coffin Whoever put you here They will pay Arise skeleton It is your birthday Break into a house, stealing their cash For burgers you now make a dash Run into mcdonalds, order some fries On TV you materialize All over news The dead has come back Ready for a skeletal payback Earthquake of bones, cemetery rave Join us now out, crawl out of your grave This is tom for channel 5 news On the scene with a skeleton What do you have to say? Uh I live again Open your coffin Break free Of your grave so crappy I said Open your coffin Whoever put you here They will pay Arise skeleton It is your birthday
2.
Resurrected through time and space Born again to rip off your face Evil wizard born from hate A million graves he'll desecrate I conjure from my book Your grandmothers bones I took I live again A thousand armies Commanded under me In necromancy I have a degree Cmon He dresses in a wizard hat His minions got a baseball bat Necronomicon he has read Necromancer, master of the dead I am the one Satans son The master of the dead He'll take a shit down your head This is the part where the audience goes "Hey hey" etc right? But this is a studio record, so I can't do that However if I ever play this in like antarctica You know what the fuck to do I conjure from my book Your grandmothers bones I took Cuz I'm the necromancer I don't give a shit If you don't like it you can suck my dick Resurrection is my crime Necromancy when its bedtime I'm kicked out of wizard school Because black magic is too cruel Whatever don't need 'em anyway Cuz my skeletons spells their doomsday My minions they conquer all And then I'll cast a fireball My black magic is the best Your grandma's bones is put to the test I go around and desecrate An army I will create Out of bones
3.
No cure for the common cold Viral disease spreads tenfold If you cough phlegm my way I will kill you with an ashtray They call me viral warfare Immunity I impair Not deadly, just annoying With your immunity I'll be toying Can you feel it in the air Grocery stores you should beware That's the place most people get sick Just letting you know Avoid that shit Have you ever wondered "How did I get sick?" Here's your stupid answer "It was me, I'm a dick" Walking sick nightmare I'll infect you anywhere. Oh its the season Its the flu I'll cough on you Blergh Get the nyquil Back again I'm bacterial Not deadly enough for a funeral But I still annoy Cannot get rid of me Modern science won't disagree Ginger Honey Lemon Tea Its all crappy
4.
02:34
Bring your mace And bring your horns Into the circle of skeletal forms Your bones crushed And spinal injury Head smashed to the next century Face Obliterated Your innards Annihilated Get into the pit Of where no skeleton will sit Good luck buddy Shit out of luck Bonestorm coming like a truck Holy shit, holy fuck Into the bone pit Into the bone pit A bloody exorcism Of skeletonism As you hit the floor They're kicking you out of the door Poser Get into the pit Of where no skeleton will sit Good luck buddy This is the end Let us know where your funeral's at The result of our skeleton combat Neck brace Crutches A new dental plan For you
5.
Goblet of gore Wicked symbol arise Structre of old Now wither and dies Death is not final But you're not coming back Now join us in our Shitty little shack Welcome Out of the cemetary Into the mortuary Rejoice and commerge To our skeleton church Crackers and wine From a fleshy spine Sunday you attend Or else you will offend Organ of organs Playing songs of bone Church band playing Red dripping trombones Not sure what we believe in We just like the community Now all stand for a prayer of stupidity Out of the cemetary Into the mortuary Rejoice and commerge To our skeleton church
6.
Bring me my skull goblet Loyal servant of mine Serve me only the finest wine Or else your spine I will realign Drink Drink From my goblet The skull laughs As you quench your thirst Now you're dead And remain cursed Cursed plastic cheapo thing I bought Once a king, now I'm dead in camelot My kingdom was once beautiful green Now everyday looks like halloween Where's my ass? Oh wait I'm a skeleton Unholy deathly spells Inside the cup The secret dwells One drink is all it takes The unread cup it never breaks Ey quit those fucking rock and roll cock rock solos Nobody wants to hear em Fuck you Oh it was on sale The unholy grail Should've kept the receipt But the sale I couldn't beat A cheapo price Oh what a sacrifice Unholy deathly spells Inside the cup The secret dwells One drink is all it takes The undead cup it never breaks
7.
I am the killer in the night I wield a chainsaw that'll give ya a fright If you think that rhyme is really lame Then it's time to introduce you to my name Skeleton, skeleton killer I kill for pleasure Then I'll have you for dinner Skeleton, skeleton killer Wielding knife or sword You limbs I have stored (in my fridge) Stalking the night With axe in hand Your guts is what I demand Cackling laughter Echoes far Take your last breath Here comes the crowbar Skeleton, skeleton killer I kill for pleasure Then I'll have you for dinner Skeleton, skeleton killer I kill for pleasure Then I will have you for (dinner) Uh oh its a key change I love key changes Yeah Skeleton killer Watch out Or he'll have you for takeout Ugh
8.
Skeleton wheels takes him higher Into the streets burning with fire Bike of bones and milk for gasoline He's high on amphetamine He don't give a flying fuck Never he is traffic stuck Now he's running over grandma 666 miles per hour Speed metal spooker Riding a scooter Speed metal spooker Now fighting a cougar Speed metal spooker Sitting on a child booster Seat I cannot sing this anymore My throat just wont do So heres me saying I quit this piece of poo Alright fine just one more chorus Speed metal spooker Agghh Speed metal spooker I dont give a fuck Speed metal spooker You insert the lyrics I don't care
9.
We've gotta go heavy this time We gotta go Uh Not like that Like this Ugh Stole my crown Stole my sword My crypt you should've never explored Guess what buddy Now I'm pissed Now I rise from my grave What a twist "Oh crap", you say out loud But stealing just isn't allowed Tell you what You give them back And I won't go "Clickety clack" You invaded my home And sat on my throne Now I rise From my bones Give it back Or else I'll be pissed My skeleton treasure Will be missed Ugh Oh no what the hell You took my chair as well Hey that's mine That isn't yours Now I'm gonna lock My crypt doors I steal your skeleton treasure Hey that's my skeleton guitar you're playing on Give it back Give it back, stop playing on my guitar You invaded my home And sat on my throne Now I rise From my bones Give it back Or else I'll be pissed My skeleton treasure Will be missed
10.
02:46
You know what they say You know what to do It is time, time to screw Skeleton dick Holy shit My boner fell off Bonely mess With zero guess How do you bone With no thing of your own Poor excuse to write a song To sing about skeletal dong Heavy metal skeleton thunder The boner once sat To my parts down under I will take it back Whoever took it I will smack A quest has begun This isn't fun I need it back Or I will attack I need to pee Cant you see I need my boner Its mine, I am the owner Heavy metal skeleton thunder The boner once sat To my parts down under
11.
02:08
Trapped in a maze Filled with skeletal craze Where is the exit Now I am their breakfast Like pac man fever The skeletons are eager After my skin I just cannot win More and more I am done for Skeletons in the maze Are counting my days The rattling is close Death I'll diagnose Bones are cackling In this maze I'm battling A million words I wanna say But it wont it matters anyway This is it, they cornered me Written in blood my message will be Oh fuck oh fuck Oh fuck
12.
00:49
Hey its time for some jokes Ey, why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts Ey, why are skeletons so calm Because nothing gets under their skin Why, what did the order, what did the skeleton do He died Aaaaaaaa
13.
Waking to a crashing sound Could it be neighbors hound Think it was from the kitchen Time to check, a midnight mission Okay hang on, what is that Standing on your kitchen's mat Hey, sorry I didn't knock I just didn't want to give you a shock I was thirsty I wanted a drink Is that too much you think? Sorry, ok but you just gotta know This stuff makes your bones grow It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink A glass of milk What an idiot Should've locked the door Now I'll sneak around for Drinking milk some more I would've bought the milk myself But I'm kinda broke If I had money I'd get surgery Now I'm forced Into burglary It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink A glass of milk
14.
Drowned, shot and stabbed My corpse they hid and dragged They put me in a grave Not a single fuck they even gave Hello I live again now A deal gone wrong, oh so bad One word wrong, they got so mad They shot me once, they shot me twice Actually about a hundred times to be precise They put my body in the ground Accidentally nex to a nuclear compound I am back I live again Out of all the places To hid their traces They dumped my body into a sewage pile Now I'm back with a wicked smile ( I ) I live again ( am back ) Thanks to a toxic can ( I ) Hail pollution amen ( live again ) Not quite a zombie, not quite a bone dude Don't not for sure, but I know I'm in a crappy mood I follow their trace, I look out and scout I tip toe my way into their hideout I see their boss, he was the one To first shoot me with his golden gun Surprised to see me? Well I'm back Because you guys killed me And I'm here to kill you now Fuck you My revenge is here at last This will be fun, it will be a blast No bullets will work this time Here to repay their crime I stomp on their balls and I kick their ass How about you eat some broken glass You buried me near a nuclear plant Now some surgery, a fist to your balls implant ( I ) I live again ( am back ) Thanks to a toxic can ( I ) Hail pollution amen ( live again ) Now that you're a pile of gore Now I take back the cash I once asked for And I buy takeout food It was just a misunderstanding
15.
Esto musica es una mierda Fuck christmas That's right Yeah Heres a holiday That's better Mexico Day of the dead Chinga de puta madre cabron Day of the dead I wish we celebrated that Dia de los muertos Why cant we have that Oh yeah Ugh Swedish midsummer Sucks ass Tonto del culo Day of the dead I wish we celebrated that Dia de los muertos Este restaurante esta de la chingada
16.
Welcome to the end A weapon I'd recommend Actually you'd better just run Because the city is overrun We are here Prepare for a scare We have won, the city is done Come join us it has begun Who knows it might just be fun Calcium cataclysm Out of the grave And into the rave Join us tonight And party til daylight The tides have turned We have returned A battletank of bone Skeletons parachute into the drop zone Take off your head and use it for football Using your bladder for my alcohol Take your skin and use it as a rug Then your fluids goes in my fucking mug You thought it was a laugh You thought we were silly Who's laughing now When you're dick kicked in the willy ( it is the ) The calcium cataclysm Out of the grave And into the rave Join us tonight And party til daylight The tides have turned We have returned
17.
Well friends Its been a long road, hasn't it? Three albums down the can Or the toilet Hope you all enjoyed all these silly tunes About skeletons But this is it The final song Save one Save a bone for me Save one Skeleton for me It has been a lonesome road Full of stupid overload Though even Even I Realize this shit just gotta Die Save one Save a bone for me Save one Skeleton for me Now don't, don't be sad Reflect upon the fun we had Don't fret I will make more I just dont want these albums To be a bore I mean really three albums? Is that not really fucking enough Skeleton metal Skeleton metal Hang on Hang on Fuck all that I'm not ending skeleton metal With a fucking ballad Like how lame would that be Right? No, fuck that We're ending this the proper way 1 2 3 4 I am not ending skeleton metal this way I am ending it, like a doomsday Alright Its almost time for my song Sorry buddy you're a lil late What's that? You're late That blundering boob fucked me out of a deal Yeah that guys a dickhead There's gonna be consequences

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released December 31, 2019

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