Skeleton Metal

by Vargskelethor

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A comedy metal album about your favorite boney friends.

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released August 7, 2014

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Track Name: Scorpion, Skeleton Ninja ( Mortal Kombat Theme )
SCORPION
SKELETAL SPECTRE BETRAYED
IN HIS HAND HE RESTS HIS BLADE
MORTAL KOMBAT

SEEKING REVENGE
FOR HIS CLAN
SKELETAL NINJA FROM JAPAN
Track Name: Skeletor
HE-MAN, HE-MAN ITS ME SKELETOR
I HAVE CONQUERED THE METAL HE-MAN
AND I'LL ROCK YOUR COCK OFF

SKELETAL PIMP
HE ONCE KILLED A CHIMP
MURDERED A MONKEY
CAUSE HE'S A METH JUNKIE
SNORTED COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS TITS
ON HE-MAN HE FUCKING SPITS

HE-MAN, HE-MAN WHY DONT YOU SUCK MY BONE HE-MAN?
AND THEN I'LL BEAT YOU, I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A TELEPHONE HE-MAN NYEARGH

IF YOU DONT LIKE SKELETOR
THEN HE'LL MAKE YOUR ASS SORE
DICK ASS SKELETON DRESSED IN BLUE
WATCH OUT BITCH HE'LL CUT YOU

HE-MAN SUCK MY BONE
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL AND MOAN NYEARGH
HE-MAN BELONGS IN THE TRASH
AND NOW ITS FOR MY WEED STASH
Track Name: Chased By Skeletons
REANIMATED FROM THE DEAD
HE’LL RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HEAD
EYES ROLL BACK IN HIS HEAD
FOR HE IS RISEN FROM THE LIVING DEAD
SKELETON RIP MY SOUL APART
SCREAMING DEATH FOR MY EVIL HEART
RATTLE MY BONES FOR THIS HELLISH CAUSE
TO APPEASE THE SKELETONS JAWS

WITH THE SKELETONS DRAWING NEAR
I BEGIN TO FEEL FEAR
OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO
WILL THESE SKELETONS MAKE ME INTO STEW?
GUNS AND BULLETS WONT WORK
IT MAKES SKELETONS GO BERSERK
SOMETIMES THEY’RE PIRATES
SOMETIMES THEY’RE NOT
BUT GODDAMN THERE SURE IS A FUCKING LOT

SKELETONS WANNA KILL ME TONIGHT
WITH THESE WORDS THEY’LL BE THE FINAL I WRITE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHASED BY A GROUP OF SKELETONS?

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK GODDAMN HOLY SHIT I’M OUTTA LUCK
SKELETONS, FUCKING SKELETONS CHASING AFTER ME
DEATH IS A GUARANTEE

RATTLE ME BONES

BEING CHASED BY A GHOUL THAT SHIT AINT COOL

SKELETONS WANNA KILL ME TONIGHT
THESE WORDS WILL BE THE LAST I WRITE
Track Name: Do Skeletons Fart?
DO SKELETONS FART?
THE QUESTIONS BEEN ON MY MIND A LOT
IF THEY EAT MEAT AND SHIT
THEN SURELY TO GAS THEY SUBMIT

OH WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DOES A SKELETON EAT ANYWAY?
A SKELETON IS FUCKING MADE OUT OF BONES
THE FOOD WILL DROP THROUGH LIKE A PAIR OF STONES

MAKES NO SENSE

SKELETONS YOU MAKE NO SENSE
YOU MAKE ME ALL DENSE
I HATE YOU SKELETON
I HATE YOUR ASS
AND THAT'S WHY I THINK YOU SHOULD PASS GAS
SKELETAL FART
Track Name: Skeleton Inside Me
THERES A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU
THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE OF ME

THERE BELOW BENEATH YOUR SKIN
THERE IS A AWFUL GRIN
BENEATH ME AND YOU
WHEN YOUR DEAD, YOUR BODY HE'LL CHEW
SPOOKY SKELETONS

OH WHEN YOU ARE DEAD
SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU AS BREAD

WALKING SKELETON IN THE NIGHT
HE'LL SPOOK AND FRIGHT
TRAPPED WITHIN IN MY BODY'S WALLS
HE'LL KICK ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS

I KNOW HOW YOU DEFEAT A SKELETON
STOP DRINKING MILK
THAT'S GOOD AGAINST BONES
STOP DRINKING MILK
Track Name: If Skeletons Aquired Guns
FUCK
SKELETON
SKELETON WITH A GUN
SKELETON
SKELETON WITH A GUN
SHIT

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A GUN A SKELETON BOUGHT
THAT'S SOME SPOOKY SHIT I SAY
IF HE GOT A GUN AND BLEW US ALL AWAY

SKELETON WITH TOOL OF DEATH
LIVES WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH
LURKING TERROR FINAL DEMISE
RAISES HIS GUN TO YOUR CRIES

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
DONT GIVE THEM GUNS
Track Name: Skeleton Whale
IM GONNA WRITE THE HEAVIEST SONG
ABOUT THE HEAVIEST THING

SKELETAL WHALE
LURKING IN THE DEEP
TERROR FROM BELOW
SONG IS REALLY
SLOW

BIGGEST OF THE FISH
TESTICLES HE'LL SQUISH
BIGASS FUCKING WHALE
HE BELONGS IN JAIL
Track Name: Skeleton From Space
IN THE SPACE AGE OF 2003
WE WERE SECRETLY VISITED BY ALIENS
BUT NOT TRADITIONAL ALIENS
BUT
A SKELETON FROM SPACE
HE'LL SMASH YOU WITH HIS LASER MACE
WATCH OUT
HE HAS A SPACE SHIP
THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SKULL
SHIT

WATCH OUT HE'LL FUCK YOU UP

ALIEN WITH NO FACE
HE'S FROM SPACE
SKELETAL ALIEN RACE
YOUR ASS, HE'LL CHASE

HE'S GOT A SKULL SHIP
HE CAN DO A BACK FLIP
HE'S A SCARY GUY
WHEN HE'S BORED HE GETS HIGH

I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
THERE IS A SKELETON FROM SPACE
Track Name: Gravelord Nito ( Dark Souls )
SHIT I FORGOT TO SAVE
IN THIS HARD ASS GAME
HE’S NITO, LORD OF THE DEAD
SIGN SAYS: TREASURE AHEAD


FIRST OF THE DEAD
HE SLEEPS IN HIS COFFIN BED
A GIANT MASS OF PUBES
THAT IS NITO

I’M GOING TO DO THIS, I’M GOING TO DO THIS 80’S STYLE!

SKELETAL HORDE
HE HAS A GIANT SWORD
LORD OF DEATH
NITO USED TO DEAL METH

HE IS MADE OUT OF SKELETONS AND PUBES.
Track Name: Pirate Skeletons
I DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS
THERE'S ALREADY PIRATE METAL
BUT THIS IS SKELETON METAL
BUT WHATEVER

STEALING TREASURE
THAT GIVES A SKLETON
SEXUAL PLEASURE
OW

SKELETON PIRATE
SKELETON PIRATE
LOOKING FOR BOOTY

SKELETON PIRATE
SKELETON PIRATE
SKELETONS ROAM THE SEAS THAT'S WORSE THAN KILLER BEES

ONE OF THEM HAS AN EYE PATCH
WAIT A MINUTE IF YOU HAVE AN EYEPATCH AND YOU'RE A SKELETON
YOU DONT HAVE ANY EYES
YOU HAVE HOLES FOR
YOU'RE BLIND
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
Track Name: Are Mummies Skeletons?
NO