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Skeleton Boomer

from Skeleton Metal X by Vargskelethor

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lyrics

I'll click on the internet
Content so bad it makes me sweat
Load up the modem get ready to nut
Its another night where i can't spell butt

Go on google to find my fix
Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits?
I don't know how operate an internet browser
I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers

Don't know how to turn off caps lock
Now my desktop is full of cock

I'm a skeleton boomer
I Download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer
Cause i'm bad to the bone

I cannot figure out technology
I'm downloading viruses constantly
Facebook is my source of facts
My memes have a million artifacts

Phone is exploding with bloatware
Filled with a million programs
And I don't have a single care

Internet explorer for life
Wow i hate my wife

I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn
For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn
Caps lock in the youtube comment field
Now to install another computer virus shield

*Guitar Solo*

I'm a skeleton boomer
I Download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer
Cause i'm bad to the bone


I simply just don't give a damn
Now I'll fall for another email scam
I deleted all the icons, I'll buy another computer
Now i'm off on my flame decal scooter

The computer is on fire
The mouse is in the frier
I'm pouring sand into my printer
I think chips are for dinner

I'm the skeleton boomer

Bud light presents
*Blue screen*

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from Skeleton Metal X, released April 4, 2023

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