Skeleton Metal 2

by Vargskelethor

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The sequel to Skeleton Metal, now with more terrible rhymes and even more brutal boney tunes. Extra thanks to LilithPK's fantastic album art cover.

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released October 31, 2015

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Track Name: The Bone Zone
WHEN THE WITCHING HOUR DRAWS NEAR
AND THE BONES ARE RATTLING IN THEIR TOMBS
YOU MIGHT FALL INTO THE

INTO THE ZONE

WELCOME TO THIS STUPID PLACE
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FLESHY FACE
ENTER A DOMAIN OF BONES
THE SPOOKIEST OF ALL ZONES

How did I end up here anyway?
I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell?

THIS PLACE SUCKS
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THE
BONE ZONE
WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN
THE PLACE AND HOME OF ALL PLEASURE AND PAIN

Where's the bathroom?
This place blows.

INTO THE

*Solo*

WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
WITH SKELETONS I'M LEFT ALONE
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A MEAL TONIGHT
BUT NOW THEY WANT MY FLESH TO BITE

THIS PLACE BLOWS MAJOR BONER
BAD PUNS.

*Skeleton Mosh*

CACKLING WITH NO SKIN
THE RITUAL SHALT BEGIN
SKELETONS DRINKING BEER
THEY'RE COMING FOR MY REAR

THEY WON'T ASK ME TWICE
IF I LIKE PLAYING BEER DICE
STUCK DOWN IN THE ZONE
SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE

TURNS OUT THE "BONE ZONE" REALLY JUST IS A SKELETON BAR

SKELETON: DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY, EXCEPT THE HUMAN!

Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah hey.
What the fuck.

THIS PLACE SUCKS
GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THE BONE ZONE
GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE
PLEASURE AND PAIN
WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN
BONE ZONE

You know what guys, you suck. I found my phone I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons bye.

Damnit I forgot my coat.
Track Name: Vampire Skeleton
BLEUEAHGHGH
I DESIRE A DRINK
SO I'LL SLAM YOU IN THE KITCHEN SINK

WATCH OUT, IN THE NIGHT
HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A FRIGHT
VAMPIRE SKELETON
DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
HE'S GONNA GNAW ON YOUR BLOODY TIT
VAMPIRE SLEEPING A BIT TOO LATE
YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER, BUT YOUR SKIN WONT WAIT

I WAKE UP IN MY CASTLE
LIFE IS SUCH A HASTLE
FUCK I OVERSLEPT
MY BONES THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEPT

WATCH OUT, IN THE NIGHT
HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A FRIGHT

THE CURSE OF IMMORTALITY
HAS PUT ME IN A FATALITY
I HAVE NO FLESH
I HAVE NO SKIN
BUT NOW I HAVE THIS SICK ASS GRIN

VAMPIRE SKELETON

DIDN'T KNOW IT CAME TO THIS
I WAKE UP AND TAKE A FILTHY PISS
I AM THIN AS A STICK
WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE'S MY DICK?

YEAH GOOD LUCK NOW WITH A STAKE NOW YOU FUCKER.
Track Name: Reanimated Dinosaur Bones
RISEN FROM HELL
BORN FROM AN EVIL SPELL
BONES FROM ANOTHER AGE
REANIMATED RAGE
DINOSAUR WALKS AGAIN
HAIL SATAN AMEN
SKELETAL BEAST HUNGERS FOR FLESH
RUN OR FACE YOUR DEATH
MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL.
Track Name: Skeleton Planet
DEEP IN THE COSMOS
THERE IS A DARK STAR
WHERE EVERY SKELETON PLAYS A MEAN GUITAR
A PLANET SHAPED LIKE A SKULL
BURNING AND AFLAME
BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY
THEY'RE TOO BUSY WITH A NAME



CAN'T DECIDE A NAME FOR OUR SKELETON PLANET
IS IT "SKELETRON"?
OR MAYBE "BONERBAIJAN"?
CAN'T DECIDE ON A NAME FOR OUR BONELY HOME
MAYBE WE CAN CALL IT "SKELETON ROME"?

NO THAT'S EVEN DUMBER
GOTTA TO THINK OF SOMETHING FIRST
NAMEING OUR GODDAMN PLANET, THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST

HOW ABOUT SPOOKTUNE
HOW ABOUT BONEMOON
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN IN ONE AFTERNOON

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SUCK
LETS SETTLE ON A NAME, WE'RE FUCKING STUCK
WAIT GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT "SPACE KOREA"

NO THAT'S THE WORST ONE EVER
Track Name: Time Travelling Metal Skeleton
I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
MIGHT BE THINKING RIGHT NOW
BUT THERE'S A REASON
THIS IS ON THE ALBUM
THINK ABOUT IT
WHAT IS HE MADE OUT OF
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE
WHAT IS HE
WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR
THAT'S RIGHT
THAT'S RIGHT
THAT'S RIGHHHT
TIME TRAVELLING SKELETON
I CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE ITS TRUE
AAAAAAAA
ITS TRUE THOUGH
AND I DONT WANNA HEAR NO SHIT ABOUT IT ALRIGHT
THE TERMINATOR IS A TIME TRAVELLING SKELETON
FUCK OFF DONT EVEN TRY WITH THAT CYRBORG CRAP OR WHATEVER
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM
THAT'S WHAT COUNTS
Track Name: Are Liches Skeletons?
MAYBE?