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Skeleton Metal II

by Vargskelethor

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WHEN THE WITCHING HOUR DRAWS NEAR AND THE BONES ARE RATTLING IN THEIR TOMBS YOU MIGHT FALL INTO THE INTO THE ZONE WELCOME TO THIS STUPID PLACE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FLESHY FACE ENTER A DOMAIN OF BONES THE SPOOKIEST OF ALL ZONES How did I end up here anyway? I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell? THIS PLACE SUCKS GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF THE BONE ZONE WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN THE PLACE AND HOME OF ALL PLEASURE AND PAIN Where's the bathroom? This place blows. INTO THE *Solo* WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE WITH SKELETONS I'M LEFT ALONE I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A MEAL TONIGHT BUT NOW THEY WANT MY FLESH TO BITE THIS PLACE BLOWS MAJOR BONER BAD PUNS. *Skeleton Mosh* CACKLING WITH NO SKIN THE RITUAL SHALT BEGIN SKELETONS DRINKING BEER THEY'RE COMING FOR MY REAR THEY WON'T ASK ME TWICE IF I LIKE PLAYING BEER DICE STUCK DOWN IN THE ZONE SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE TURNS OUT THE "BONE ZONE" REALLY JUST IS A SKELETON BAR SKELETON: DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY, EXCEPT THE HUMAN! Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah hey. What the fuck. THIS PLACE SUCKS GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF THE BONE ZONE GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE PLEASURE AND PAIN WELCOME TO THE SKELETON DOMAIN BONE ZONE You know what guys, you suck. I found my phone I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons bye. Damnit I forgot my coat.
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BLEUEAHGHGH I DESIRE A DRINK SO I'LL SLAM YOU IN THE KITCHEN SINK WATCH OUT, IN THE NIGHT HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A FRIGHT VAMPIRE SKELETON DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT HE'S GONNA GNAW ON YOUR BLOODY TIT VAMPIRE SLEEPING A BIT TOO LATE YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER, BUT YOUR SKIN WONT WAIT I WAKE UP IN MY CASTLE LIFE IS SUCH A HASTLE FUCK I OVERSLEPT MY BONES THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEPT WATCH OUT, IN THE NIGHT HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A FRIGHT THE CURSE OF IMMORTALITY HAS PUT ME IN A FATALITY I HAVE NO FLESH I HAVE NO SKIN BUT NOW I HAVE THIS SICK ASS GRIN VAMPIRE SKELETON DIDN'T KNOW IT CAME TO THIS I WAKE UP AND TAKE A FILTHY PISS I AM THIN AS A STICK WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE'S MY DICK? YEAH GOOD LUCK NOW WITH A STAKE NOW YOU FUCKER.
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RISEN FROM HELL BORN FROM AN EVIL SPELL BONES FROM ANOTHER AGE REANIMATED RAGE DINOSAUR WALKS AGAIN HAIL SATAN AMEN SKELETAL BEAST HUNGERS FOR FLESH RUN OR FACE YOUR DEATH MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL.
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DEEP IN THE COSMOS THERE IS A DARK STAR WHERE EVERY SKELETON PLAYS A MEAN GUITAR A PLANET SHAPED LIKE A SKULL BURNING AND AFLAME BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY THEY'RE TOO BUSY WITH A NAME CAN'T DECIDE A NAME FOR OUR SKELETON PLANET IS IT "SKELETRON"? OR MAYBE "BONERBAIJAN"? CAN'T DECIDE ON A NAME FOR OUR BONELY HOME MAYBE WE CAN CALL IT "SKELETON ROME"? NO THAT'S EVEN DUMBER GOTTA TO THINK OF SOMETHING FIRST NAMEING OUR GODDAMN PLANET, THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST HOW ABOUT SPOOKTUNE HOW ABOUT BONEMOON HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN IN ONE AFTERNOON HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SUCK LETS SETTLE ON A NAME, WE'RE FUCKING STUCK WAIT GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT "SPACE KOREA" NO THAT'S THE WORST ONE EVER
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I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS MIGHT BE THINKING RIGHT NOW BUT THERE'S A REASON THIS IS ON THE ALBUM THINK ABOUT IT WHAT IS HE MADE OUT OF WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE WHAT IS HE WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHHHT TIME TRAVELLING SKELETON I CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS BECAUSE ITS TRUE AAAAAAAA ITS TRUE THOUGH AND I DONT WANNA HEAR NO SHIT ABOUT IT ALRIGHT THE TERMINATOR IS A TIME TRAVELLING SKELETON FUCK OFF DONT EVEN TRY WITH THAT CYRBORG CRAP OR WHATEVER LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM THAT'S WHAT COUNTS
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MAYBE?

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The sequel to Skeleton Metal, now with more terrible rhymes and even more brutal boney tunes. Extra thanks to LilithPK's fantastic album art cover.

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released October 31, 2015

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